Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Have You Ever...

I think some days we have just a little more on our plates than we should. A few months ago I was out running errands. It had been a very long week, I had stretched myself just a little too thin and I was very tired.

My last stop was the grocery store and I wanted to hurry and get finished before school let out. After I rounded up all the things I needed, I headed to the cash register to check out. The cashier, a young lady, rang up my groceries and told me the total.

I began to write out my check while she finished bagging the groceries. Everything was going along smoothly until I got to the line for my signature. I stopped and looked blankly at the line.

My mind had gone completely blank. I knew where I was, where I lived, where I’d parked, etc. - it wasn’t amnesia or anything like that; I just couldn’t for the life of me think of my name so I could sign that check.

The cashier noticed the puzzled look on my face and looked at me questioningly. I looked at her and said, “I can’t remember my name. I knew it this morning.”

The young cashier got the funniest look on her face. I could tell she was torn between thinking I was either jerking her chain or that I’d stolen those checks. I’m sure she was trying to decide whether to laugh or call the police.

Fortunately I happened to glance at the top of my check. I said, “Oh never mind, it’s right here at the top.”

I wish I’d had a camera. The look on her face was priceless. Fortunately I think she was too shocked to call the police.

Have you ever forgotten your name? * smile *

3 comments:

Sarahsblogs said...

That is pretty funny! That is just as bad as not remembering what my kids names are!

Lori Whiting said...

You are hilarious!

Karen Clark said...

ROTFLOL I've done that too!!!!